The celebration is literally here. Like, with bows and streamers and everything.
We didn’t know if tonight’s joyous Jersey Shore: Family Vacation reunion would happen, but we are — and we are so happy. More than a year after declaring her death from the show, Snooki is back, b*tches! Seems the original meatball was not about to overlook Mike’s five-year soberversary, even though JWOWW had her doubts.
“This is a super long shot, but I’m gonna call Nicole and invite her to the soberversary parade — even though I know she most likely won’t come,” said Jenni, as she had been rallying the troops for Mike’s surprise drive-by celebration.
A refresher: During the aftermath of this reception address we’ll never forget, a sullen Snooki basically gave her Shore resignation:”I’m quitting. I think this is it. This is not fun.”
But could it be that her feelings have changed now that the fam is eventually in a better place? Either way, the stylish mawma of three decked her out minivan in honour of Mike’s big day.
Cut into Snooki behind the wheel, sporting a zebra-print coat. And while Vinny contested the coming of”a petting zoo,” everybody else cried and dropped jaws. Mike announced,”The party is f*cking here.”
JWOWW embraced her bestie at a hug and said,”I’m literally hysterically crying because I did not think this moment would happen ever.” (Same, Jenni. Same.) Honestly, everybody was crying. Except for Angelina, who merely deadpan-declared,”I’m dead.”
So do you think Snooki will stick around? Comment with your thoughts, then tune in second
Jerzday Thursday at 8/7c!